“blow a kiss, blow a job”
“different dick every night”
there was children in that audience
harry styles don’t care
harry styles don’t give a shit
Hopefully one of these “cannibals” comes to my town and eats everyone I hate.
(Source: paging-doctorfaggot)
- me: i would like coke please
- waitress: is pepsi okay?
- me: no, pepsi is not okay
- me: i meant coke as in cocaine
- me: soda is bad for you
